imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”
haha girls are only good for three things cooking sex and complaining am i right fellas? so, anyways, what do you think boobs feel like? oh wait i see my moms car. gotta go.
When I was 6 my brother told me that old people sag because they’re being pulled to hell and I cried
My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.
you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing